The only people I would care to be with now are artists and people who have suffered: those who know what beauty is, and those who know what sorrow is: nobody else interests me.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.

The well-bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves.

Famous Last Words

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.